| Season 1.11: The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee |
[Nov. 3rd, 2008|01:42 pm] |
Final draft (Yellow), dated 3 November 1998 (the episode aired on 15 December 1998). There are a great many lines and parts of scenes in this draft that were omitted from the broadcast episode, much to its detriment. Aside from all else, we learn Kim's last name here.
"The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"
by Aaron Sorkin and Matt Tarses& David Walpert & Bill Wrubel
Directed by Robert Berlinger
Final Draft - 11/3/98 (Yellow)
SPORTS NIGHT
"The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"
#N311
Cast
Dan ................................................ Josh Charles
Casey ................................................ Peter Krause
Isaac ................................................ Robert Guillaume
Dana ................................................ Felicity Huffman
Jeremy ................................................ Josh Malina
Natalie ................................................ Sabrina Lloyd
Kim . ......................................................... Kayla Blake
Elliot ................................................ Greg Baker
Chris ................................................ Timothy Davis-Reed
Will ................................................ Ron Ostrow
Dave ................................................ Jeff Mooring
Joy Behar ................................................ Joy Behar
Meredith Vieira ................................................ Meredith Vieira
Debbie Matenopoulos ................................................ Debbie Matenopoulos
Star Jones ................................................ Star Jones
Monica ................................................ Janel Moloney
Roland Shepard ................................................ Doyle Holman
Sports Night
(TEASER)
FROM THE DARKNESS WE HEAR: (Dana (VO))
DANA (VO)
Dan/Casey, it's less than five minutes to air. In fact it's two minutes past the time I said it was five minutes to air.
FADE UP ON:
INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE/NEWSROOM/CORRIDORS/ BACKSTAGE/CONTROL ROOM/STUDIO-NIGHT-(NIGHT 1) (Dan, Casey, Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot, Chris, Will, Dave, Monica, Atmosphere)
DAN IS IN THE OFFICE MAKING LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS. HE'S ALREADY FULLY DRESSED. CASEY IS WEARING PANTS AND A WHITE TEE-SHIRT
DAN
Making it what?
CASEY
Three minutes to air.
DAN
Excellent.
CASEY
No paper. No pencil.
DAN
(CALLING) Kim, what's going on with Kansas/Missouri?
KIM
Missouri's down by four, with a minute and a half to play, but I think they're gonna win it?
DAN
You think they are?
KIM POPS IN --
KIM
I have a feeling.
CASEY
You have any other feelings you'd like us to report on the news? You think it's gonna be a long winter?
DAN
You think the market's gonna rebound?
CASEY
"This just in, our production associate Kim Cornell has a very strong feeling that tomorrow's winning lottery number will be --"
KIM
Don't get persnickety.
CASEY
I'm not getting persnickety.
DAN
(TO CASEY) You were getting a little persnickety.
CASEY
Then you were too.
DAN
I was sweetly teasing.
CASEY
So was I.
KIM
You were persnickety.
CASEY
I can't even spell persnickety.
KIM
I have no doubt about that.
CASEY
Now you're being persnickety.
KIM
Three minutes.
KIM EXITS --
DAN NOTICES THAT CASEY'S NOT DRESSED.
DAN
You know, I think for that look to work you need to roll a pack of cigarettes in your sleeve.
MONICA ENTERS AND PUTS A SHIRT AND TIE ON THE CHAIR. CASEY GRABS THE NEW SHIRT AND BEGINS PUTTING IT ON.
CASEY
I spilled coffee.
DAN
Vanilla hazelnut?
CASEY
I didn't really get a chance to taste it.
DAN
I like it.
CASEY
The vanilla hazelnut?
CASEY AND DAN HEAD TOWARD THE STUDIO AS WE:
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INT. NEWSROOM/CORRIDORS/BACKSTAGE - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)
DAN
Rich, full-bodied blend.
CASEY
Whatever.
DAN
We really have nine hockey segments tonight?
CASEY
Three shootouts, two penalty shots, Stefan LeCourier --
DAN
Jerome'll be happy.
CASEY
Who's Jerome?
DAN
Jerome.
CASEY
Right.
DAN
He'll be happy.
CASEY
Yeah.
DAN
Sure.
INT. CORRIDOR:
CASEY
Who is he?
DAN
Jerome?
CASEY
Right.
DAN
I'm talking about Jerome.
CASEY
You can say his name as many times as you like, I'm still not gonna know who he is.
DAN
Camera two.
CASEY
What about it?
DAN
He's the camera operator.
INT. BACKSTAGE:
CASEY
Who?
DAN
Are you prepared to do a broadcast right now?
CASEY
Yeah.
DAN
The camera guy!
CASEY
What about him?
DAN
Is Jerome. Jerome is the operator on camera two.
CASEY
And he likes hockey.
DAN
Now you're with it.
IN THE CONTROL ROOM --
DAVE
60 seconds to VTR, two minutes live.
DANA
Alright, here's a change. We're flip- flopping the Virginia Slims quarter- finals and the IOC meeting. Kill 23.
ELLIOT
I never had 23.
DANA
Then you won't miss it much.
ELLIOT EXITS TO THE STUDIO AS JEREMY ENTERS THE CONTROL ROOM --
DANA (CONT'D)
Jeremy, tell me what's happening in Chattanooga. Tell me quickly, tell me succinctly. Bullet points. We're on the air in less than two minutes, so don't give me a valedictory address. Talk to me as if I'm a small child. Tell me what's happening in Chattanooga.
JEREMY
I don't know what's happening in Chattanooga.
DANA
(BEAT) Okay. Tell me a little more than that.
IN THE STUDIO --
DAN
I think, as a New Year's resolution, you should re-dedicate yourself to the idea that this is a team. You play for a team. A team with many players.
CASEY
And you think I should learn their names.
DAN
I think it'd be nice.
CASEY
I agree.
DAN
See a team's made up of a group of individuals --
CASEY
You're gonna keep talking anyway?
DAN
Individuals who forsake their own individual needs to pursue a common goal. The team goal. In our case --
CASEY
Jerome. See? I know his name.
DAN
In our case the goal's a nightly national television show.
CASEY
I'm sayin' I know the guy's name now.
IN THE CONTROL ROOM --
DAVE
Roll VTR. Show the chyron on four.
WILL
Four's up.
CHRIS
You've got Tokyo.
NATALIE GETS OFF THE PHONE --
NATALIE
That was Brian in Chattanooga.
DANA
Alright, tell me what he knows. Bullet points. I can feed it right to Casey and get it in the tease. (INTO HEADSET) Casey stand by, I'm gonna fill the tease. (TO NATALIE) What does he know?
NATALIE
He doesn't know anything.
DANA
Stop standing by, Casey.
CASEY
What's going on?
DANA
There was an incident at Tennessee Western involving some black athletes and a Confederate flag.
CASEY
What happened?
DANA
We don't know.
DAN
Imagine if you might, an image appropriate for this time a year. I'm speaking, of course, of a jolly fat- man riding a sled laden heavy with gifts.
CASEY
Jerome. I know his name.
DAN
That sled has to move or nobody gets their gifts. It has to move, and it's not gonna move by magic, Casey.
CASEY
It's gonna be pulled by a team of flying reindeer.
DAN
Right, so it is gonna move by magic, but my point is --
DAVE
In three, two --
CASEY
Good evening, from New York City I'm Casey McCall alongside Dan Rydell. Those stories plus we'll head out to the Hoosier Dome where Bobby Knight's done a little interior decorating and we'll leave room for more hockey than you can shake a big stick at.
DAN
We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and, because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. You're watching Sports Night on CSC, so stick around.
DAVE
We're out.
ISAAC ENTERS --
KIM
Back in sixty.
ISAAC
What's going on in Chattanooga?
DANA
We don't know.
ISAAC
We don't know?
DANA
We don't know.
ISAAC
We don't know anything?
DANA
We don't know much.
ISAAC
But, fundamentally, we're still a news- gathering organization, right?
DANA
Sure.
ISAAC
Then what's the problem?
DANA
We're not very good.
ISAAC
That's what I thought.
DANA
Stand-by 10.
(END OF TEASER)
ACT I
(A)
INT. CONTROL ROOM/STUDIO/BACKSTAGE/CORRIDOR/NEWSROOM/DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - NIGHT - (NIGHT1) (Dan, Casey, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot, Chris, Will, Dave, Atmosphere)
DAVE
Comin' back to Dan in three...two--
DAN
Thank you. Kelly Kirkpatrick in Green Bay. You look cold, put some clothes on. Hey folks, look outside. Tinsel, mistletoe, it can only mean one thing.
Casey?
CASEY
Play of the Year.
DAN
Play o' the Year. Our crack staff has been debating the subject and we'll bring you our choice on New Year's Eve, but we wanna hear from you, so if you've got a play of the year, you can contact us at CSC-slash-Sportsnight- dot-com, or just go on over to Casey's apartment and knock on the door anytime.
CASEY
That's all for us. You've been watching Sports Night on CSC, we'll see you tomorrow.
DAN
G'night.
DAVE
Music
CHRIS
Go.
DAVE
Animation.
WILL
Go.
DAVE
We're out.
KIM
Camera wrap 12:06.
DAN AND CASEY ARE UNPLUGGED
DAN
Hey, what are you planning on cooking tomorrow morning?
DAN AND CASEY BEGIN THEIR WALK BACK TO THEIR OFFICE.
RESET TO:
INT. BACKSTAGE/CORRIDOR/NEWSROOM - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)
CASEY
I'm not cooking. It's not a cooking show.
DAN
Are you sure?
CASEY
It's a news show.
DAN
"The View"?
INT. CORRIDOR
CASEY
Yeah.
DAN
The one with Barbara Walters and the four women who cook?
CASEY
They don't cook. It's a news show.
DAN AND CASEY ENTER THEIR OFFICE AS WE:
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INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)
DAN
Who are the other guests?
CASEY
It's just me and another guy.
DAN
Who's the other guy?
CASEY
You're havin' a good time, aren't you?
INT. NEWSROOM
DAN
Who's the other guy?
CASEY
It's Wolfgang Puck, you want a piece of me?
DAN
No, but thanks.
CASEY
You know, it wouldn't kill you to get out there and do a little press.
DAN
I've been grounded, remember?
CASEY
How long's the network got you in the penalty box?
DAN
No public statements for six months.
CASEY
You want me to talk to somebody?
DAN
No.
CASEY
I can.
INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)
DAN
I'm perfectly happy just doing my job and keeping my mouth shut. I don't need to give interviews. I don't even want to give interviews. I'm happy for the chance to not give interviews.
CASEY
You don't want me to talk to 'em?
DAN
No.
CASEY
Okay.
DAN
Talk to 'em.
CASEY
Danny --
DAN
I need to give interviews. I like to give interviews. It's the only chance I get to talk to a huge group of total strangers.
CASEY
Except for the hour every night you're on television.
DAN
That's right.
CASEY
I'll talk to 'em
DANA POPS HER HEAD IN --
DANA
Hey. Knock 'em dead on the cooking show tomorrow.
CASEY
Thank you.
CUT TO:
PREVIOUSLY SHOT
ACT I
(A)
INT. THE VIEW SET - DAY - (DAY 2) (Casey, Joy Behar, Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Debbie Matenopoulos)
JOY BEHAR, MEREDITH VIEIRA, STAR JONES AND DEBBIE MATENOPOULOS ARE INTERVIEWING CASEY.
MEREDITH VIEIRA
Welcome back to The View, we're talking with Casey McCall, co-host of Sports Night, which can be seen every night at eleven pm on CSC.
CASEY
Yes, with my partner, Dan Rydell, who couldn't be here this morning.
JOY BEHAR
Well, I hope he has a good excuse.
CASEY
Yes, he likes to sleep late.
JOY BEHAR
Good enough. Now before we went to commercial, you were saying that you and Dan write your own scripts.
CASEY
Yes.
STAR JONES
How does that work?
CASEY
I take the nouns and verbs, Danny handles the adjectives and prepositions. Anything with an umlaut, we toss a coin.
DEBBIE MATENOPOULOS
Now, Casey, we can't let you go without talking about the neckties.
CASEY
Ah, the neckties.
STAR JONES
The famous neckties.
MEREDITH VIEIRA
I tell my husband every night, "look at his neckties, that's a man with good taste."
CASEY
And I'll bet your husband just loves me for that.
MEREDITH VIEIRA
He loves you for many reasons, as do I, but mostly I love you for the neckties.
CASEY
I'll take what I can get.
STAR JONES
Now ladies, listen up here. You're single, is that right?
CASEY
I'm recently divorced.
STAR JONES
Well I think you should know that a man who knows how to dress himself is a very sexy thing.
CASEY
Which is why so many of us are drawn to Carrot Top.
STAR JONES
Alright. If you're a sports fan or just like neckties, don't miss Sports Night with Dan Rydell and our guest, Casey McCall, every night at eleven on CSC. We'll be right back after this.
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ACT I
(C)
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM/NEWSROOM/EXECUTIVE CORRIDOR/ISAAC'S OFFICE - DAY - (DAY 2) (Dan, Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Elliot, Chris, Will, Dave, Atmosphere)
ALL THE USUAL SUSPECTS EXCEPT CASEY
DANA
By the way, in the memos that are circulating, we're spelling Chattanooga about 14 different ways, now what do we know?
JEREMY
Two "o"'s, three "a"'s.
DANA
That's it?
JEREMY
No, there are other letters too.
DANA STARES AT JEREMY
JEREMY (CONT'D)
But surely that's not what you meant.
DANA
No.
JEREMY
Roland Shepard is a tailback from a small town in western Tennessee called Tipolo. One "t", one "l". He rode the bench for two years and then two weeks ago won the starting job when Lillias went down with a torn ACL. He rushed for 218 yards in his first game, 273 in his second.
NATALIE
That two game total's a conference record by the way.
JEREMY
He scored four touchdowns on the ground, two of them against the third- ranked rushing defense in the nation.
NATALIE
He also caught a pass for a touchdown and ran a punt back for a touchdown.
JEREMY
No kidding, Isaac, I saw the film, he can play.
NATALIE
Plus, this guy came to get smart.
JEREMY
He's carrying a 3.3 GPA with a major in chemical engineering, and the Engineering Department at Tennessee Western is for real.
DAN
So what's going on?
JEREMY
They're gonna kick him out of school.
ISAAC
They're threatening to kick him out of school.
DANA
The Confederate flag?
JEREMY
Yeah, there's gonna be a press conference in Chattanooga at 3:00. The rumor is --
NATALIE
And it's pretty solid.
DAN
They fly the flag outside the stadium?
JEREMY
Yeah.
NATALIE
Also, students wave 'em in the stands.
DANA
Nothing you can do about that.
ISAAC
Yeah, but outside the stadium, that's the school.
JEREMY
Anyway, there'll be a press conference at three o'clock, we've got it on satellite. The rumor is that Roland won't play unless the school takes the flag down. The school's gonna announce that Roland's been suspended from the team, as a result of which his scholarship will be revoked, as a result of which, Roland will go back and pump gas in Tipolo, Tennessee.
DANA
Dan, be on the press conference. Meantime, I need to hear some plays of the year by the end of the day. Thank you.
EVERYONE GETS UP--
NATALIE
Back here at six.
PEOPLE ARE EXITING--
ISAAC
Danny, I need to talk to you.
DAN
Good, 'cause I need to talk to you too. Who should go first?
ISAAC AND DAN BEGIN WALKING TO ISAAC'S OFFICE AS WE:
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INT. NEWSROOM/EXECUTIVE CORRIDOR - CONTINUOUS - (DAY 2)
ISAAC
Well since I don't really care what you have to say, I think it should be me.
DAN
Fair enough.
ISAAC
Luther Sachs has taken a special interest in the situation in Chattanooga.
DAN
He's an alumnus.
ISAAC
He's got a couple of buildings named after him.
DAN
Yeah, he's a helluva guy.
ISAAC
He's a Southerner.
DAN
Luther Sachs is German.
ISAAC
He's a Southerner for three generations.
DAN
Faulkner was a Southerner.
ISAAC
Faulker was a Southern Gentlemen.
DAN
There's a difference?
ISAAC
The difference, Danny, is all the difference.
DAN AND ISAAC ARRIVE AT THE OFFICE AND GO IN AS WE:
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INT. ISAAC'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS - (DAY 2)
DAN
What does Luther want?
ISAAC
A piece on Southern gentlemen. Southern tradition. The Southern tradition in sports, in culture, in history.
DAN
All symbolized by the Confederate flag.
ISAAC
You learn fast.
DAN
You really wanna do this?
ISAAC
No.
DAN
Then don't.
ISAAC
Danny, there are days I'm just too tired to fight with that man.
DAN
Well you gotta tell us when it's one of those days and we'll fight him for you.
ISAAC
You've gotta stop thinking of me as the champion of all things black.
DAN IS MOMENTARILY STUNNED BY THIS
DAN
If I do his frat boy piece, does he let me out of the penalty box?
ISAAC
Danny --
DAN
I want to do interviews. I like talking to people.
ISAAC
It was a six month suspension. You've got three months left.
DAN
I want time off for good behavior. Tell him I'll whistle Dixie if he lets me do my thing.
ISAAC
I'll tell him.
DAN
I never think of you as the champion of all things black, Isaac. I think of you as the champion of all things good. But what do you say we drop it.
ISAAC
That's fine.
DAN
Anything else?
ISAAC
That's all.
DAN LEAVES...
END OF ACT I
ACT II
(D)
FROM THE DARKNESS WE HEAR: (Casey (ON TAPE), Star Jones (ON TAPE))
STAR JONES (ON TAPE)
Now ladies, listen up here. You're single is that right?
CASEY (ON TAPE)
I'm recently divorced.
STAR JONES (ON TAPE)
Well I think you should know that a man who knows how to dress himself is a very sexy thing.
INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - DAY - (DAY 2)
(Casey, Monica)
CASEY IS WATCHING A TAPE OF HIMSELF ON THE TELEVISION.
CASEY (ON TAPE)
Which is why so many of us are drawn to Carrot Top.
MONICA, A VERY SWEET 25-YEAR-OLD, APPEARS AT THE DOOR. SHE'S HOLDING SEVERAL DRESS SHIRTS OVER ONE ARM AND SEVERAL NECKTIES OVER THE OTHER. IT WOULD APPEAR THAT SHE'S HAD TO SUMMON MOST OF HER COURAGE FOR THIS MOMENT.
MONICA
Excuse me, Mr. McCall?
CASEY
Yeah.
CASEY TURNS OFF THE TV.
MONICA
I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
CASEY
For what?
MONICA
I'd like to ask you a question, but if you're preparing the show, if this is a bad time, I can come back.
CASEY
What's your question?
MONICA
What's my name?
CASEY
(BEAT) What's your name?
MONICA
Yes.
CASEY
What are we doing right now?
MONICA
If this is a bad time --
CASEY
I'm sorry, I'm not very good at remembering names.
MONICA
Who was the number two man on the Boston Red Sox staff in 1977?
CASEY
It was Ferguson Jenkins.
MONICA
My name's Monica. I'm the assistant wardrobe supervisor for Sports Night as well as two other shows here at CSC. I think you hurt the feelings of the woman I work for. Her name is Maureen and she's been working here since the day you started.
CASEY
I know Maureen.
MONICA
Can I ask you another question?
CASEY
I'm sorry I didn't know your name.
MONICA
(HOLDING UP A NECKTIE) Do you know what color this is?
CASEY
It's grey.
MONICA
It's called gun metal. Grey has more ivory in it, gun metal has more blue. Can you tell me which of these shirts you should wear it with?
CASEY
I don't know.
MONICA
No you don't. There's no reason why you should. You're not supposed to know what shirt goes with what suit or how a color in a necktie can pick up your eyes. You're not expected to know what's going to clash with what Dan's wearing or what pattern's gonna bleed when Dave changes the lighting. Mr. McCall, you get so much attention and so much praise for what you actually do, and all of it's deserved. When you go on a talk-show and get complimented on something you didn't, how hard would it be to say "That's not me. That's a woman named Maureen who's been working for us since the first day. It's Maureen who dresses me every night, and without Maureen, I wouldn't know gun metal from a hole in the ground." Do you have an idea what it wouldn've meant to her? Do you have any idea how many times she would've played that tape for her husband and her kids? (BEAT) I know this is when it starts to get busy for you, and I hope I didn't take up too much of your time. Please don't tell Maureen I spoke to you, she'd be pretty mad at me.
CASEY
(PAUSE) I won't, Monica.
MONICA EXITS--
CASEY SITS ALONE FOR A MOMENT BEFORE WE:
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ACT II
(E)
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - EARLY EVENING - (DAY 2) (Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot)
NATALIE, JEREMY, ELLIOT, AND KIM ARE SITTING AROUND THE TABLE
NATALIE
Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna make a list of all the sports moments that are potential plays of the year. Then we're gonna list the "pros", and then we're gonna list the "cons".
JEREMY
Why do women like making lists?
NATALIE
Women don't like making lists.
JEREMY
Yes they do. They're never quite so happy as when they're making themselves a little list. You ever think about why you make lists?
NATALIE
It's so I can cross things off it. You ever think about why you've got so much crap in your wallet?
JEREMY
I save my receipts.
NATALIE
You save fortunes from Chinese restaurants.
ELLIOT
Can we work now?
JEREMY
I think we should, but Natalie's gonna wanna list the pros and the cons.
KIM
Women's ice-hockey.
JEREMY
You're kidding.
KIM
The U.S. women's team won the first Olympic Gold Medal in ice hockey and there were over 4000 fans in the arena to see 'em do it.
JEREMY
They beat a team of Slovakian cocktail waitresses and there were over 4000 people at my cousin Jacob's bar mitzvah.
ELLIOT
(TO JEREMY) What do you got?
JEREMY
Mark McGwire hits 70.
KIM
It's a little obvious.
JEREMY
Our goal isn't to be cunning, is it?
NATALIE
Can we keep this organized? Pros and cons.
JEREMY
Well, the pro is that he broke an unbreakable record, and the con is Kim likes women's ice-hockey.
NATALIE
What's next?
JEREMY
Jeff Gordon.
KIM
No.
JEREMY
Why?
KIM
'Cause it's NASCAR and who gives a damn.
JEREMY
Who gives a damn?
KIM
How many people give a good damn?
JEREMY
Well, it's the most popular sport in the world, so probably more than 4000.
NATALIE
Next.
JEREMY
Alright. Austrian skier Herman Meier
NATALIE
Pros.
JEREMY
He got up from one of the most horrific accidents in Olympic history and won the Gold Medal two days later.
NATALIE
Cons.
KIM
It's downhill skiing.
JEREMY
And?
KIM
Who gives a damn.
JEREMY
You're just orange juice and sunshine today, aren't you, Kim?
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ACT II
(H)
INT. ISAAC'S OFFICE - NIGHT- (NIGHT 2) (Dan, Isaac, Roland Shepard (On-Tape), Atmosphere)
ISAAC IS WATCHING A TAPE OF A PRESS CONFERENCE. ON THE TELEVISION, A YOUNG BLACK FOOTBALL PLAYER, ROLAND SHEPARD, STANDS AT A SMALL BANK OF MICROPHONES DELIVERING A STATEMENT. ONE SHOULDN'T GET THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS IS THE WORLD'S MOST IMPORTANT PRESS CONFERENCE.
ROLAND (ON TAPE)
It was very important to my parents, and to their parents, that I be the first in my family to attend college. But I can't imagine that any of them would feel anything but shame and humiliation at the sight of me playing football under that flag.
DAN (OS)
What's gonna happen to him?
ISAAC IS SURPRISED TO SEE DAN STANDING IN THE DOORWAY. HE TURNS OFF THE TELEVISION.
ISAAC
I keep watching it over and over. I think it's all I've done today.
DAN
Shepard'll get picked up by another school.
ISAAC
I'd imagine. The thing is, six of his teammates stepped down too. Six of them. Two of them white. None of them starters. They're the ones who are gonna have some trouble. What'd you come in to tell me?
DAN
I wrote the piece.
ISAAC
I'll tell Luther to watch it.
DAN
It takes the position the Confederate flag is a symbol of a culture. A culture with a great tradition of literature and art, music and architecture, great statesmen...
ISAAC
That's crap.
DAN
Is it?
ISAAC
It is.
DAN
The South doesn't have a tradition of great art, literature and architecture?
ISAAC
Yes, and the symbols of that are the paintings, the books, and the buildings.
DAN
What do you say to the First Amendment?
ISAAC
I'm not suggesting it should be illegal. It's still wrong, though.
DAN
You ready to join the thought police?
ISAAC
Don't give me that, Danny, this is serious.
DAN
I know it's serious, so what're you doin'? Why are you telling me to write this garbage?
ISAAC
I'm not telling you to do anything.
DAN
I think we're all pretty surprised that you're not doing a commentary yourself. What's going on?
ISAAC CLOSES THE DOOR.
ISAAC
I don't want to make this into a big deal.
DAN
You don't want to make what into a big deal?
ISAAC
Luther's looking for an opportunity to fire me. (BEAT) He has been for about six months.
DAN
Are you sure?
ISAAC
No.
DAN
'Cause I think you're wrong.
ISAAC
I'm not.
DAN
He has a lot of respect for you, Isaac, and while I may not like the guy, he's sure no idiot.
ISAAC
I like my life right now. I've never been happier. I used to pick fights with management twice a day, just like you. They wanted to fire me, that was fine, there was always someone who wanted to hire me. That's not the way it is now. Luther can hire a guy half my age to do my job. I like my life right now. I'm proud of this show.
DAN
I can't believe it. I come in here with you talkin' about those six players who stood by Roland Shepard, and you don't have the same respect for the people who work for you? You think if Luther ever showed you the door there wouldn't be about a hundred people who'd walk out right behind you?
ISAAC SAYS NOTHING...LOOKS DOWN...
DAN (CONT'D)
There's something real bad goin' on in Chattanooga, Isaac. And Luther can fix it. And you know it. Tell Dana to throw this one out of the run-down. Tell her you're gonna do a two minute editorial.
ISAAC
Not this time.
DAN
(BEAT) Okay.
ISAAC
Yeah. (BEAT) Danny, don't tell anyone about what I said.
DAN
Sure.
DAN STARTS TO LEAVE, THEN STOPS...
DAN (CONT'D)
You know, Isaac, I've never been to your house. I was just wondering. (BEAT) Where do you keep your Pulitzer Prize?
DAN LOOKS AT ISAAC FOR A MOMENT LONGER... THEN LEAVES. ISAAC STANDS ALONE AS WE
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ACT II
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INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT - (NIGHT 2) (Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Chris, Will, Dave)
THE USUAL PRE-SHOW ACTIVITY--
DAVE
60 seconds to VTR. Two minutes live.
JEREMY
The Yankees win the World Series.
DANA
That came as a big shock after they won 114 games.
JEREMY
What is it with this element of surprise you people are looking for?
DANA
You know what we're forgetting?
JEREMY
What?
DANA
Michael Jordan and the Bulls win the NBA championship.
JEREMY
Yeah, there's something that doesn't happen a lot.
DANA
(TO DAVE, CHRIS AND WILL) What do you guys think?
DAVE
Us?
DANA
Yeah, what do you think?
DAVE
About what?
JEREMY
Play of the year.
DANA
We're eight days away.
DAVE
Ah.
NATALIE
What do you think?
WILL
We're studio technicians.
DANA
Yes I know.
CHRIS
These are editorial questions.
DANA
Yes, but we want to hear what you have to say.
CHRIS
Really?
JEREMY
Go ahead. There are no wrong answers.
KIM
Nothing's too stupid to suggest.
JEREMY
Except women's ice-hockey, but Kim pretty much has that covered.
NATALIE
So what do you think?
DAVE
You really want to know?
DANA
Absolutely.
DAVE
Mark O'Meara winning two majors.
CHRIS
Cal Ripken ending the streak.
WILL
Peyton Manning.
DANA, NATALIE, JEREMY, ELLIOT AND KIM JUST LOOK AT THEM FOR A MOMENT...
DANA
Well that was a colossal waste of time.
ISAAC ENTERS...
ISAAC
Good evening.
DANA
Isaac, I haven't seen you all night.
ISAAC
Dana, I'm sorry to do this to you on such short notice, but I'd like two minutes of air-time tonight.
DANA
(STARTING TO BEAM) Really?
ISAAC
If you need to make some room, I believe you can dump the piece Danny was planning on doing. I don't think he'll mind.
DANA
(BEAT) No I don't believe he will.
ISAAC
(STUDYING DANA) He said something to you, didn't he?
DANA LOOKS AT ISAAC FOR A LONG MOMENT BEFORE...
DANA
Will, would you get Isaac wired up, please.
WILL
Sure.
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ACT II
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INT. STUDIO/CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT - (NIGHT 2) (Dan, Casey, Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot, Chris, Will, Dave)
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BROADCAST. AS CASEY ADDRESSES THE CAMERA, WE CAN SEE THAT ISAAC IS SEATED IN DAN'S CHAIR, AND DAN IS OFF TO THE SIDE WATCHING.
CASEY
...accounting for the Bengals' record against division opponents. Don't forget, the single most important stat in predicting success in football is what? It's yards gained per pass attempt. Earlier in the show, we told you about Roland Shepard and the six other players who were dropped from their team and then their school for refusing to play football under the Confederate flag. Here's Isaac Jaffee, managing editor of Sports Night, with an editorial comment. Isaac?
ISAAC
Thank you, Casey. Exaudio, Comperio, Conloquor. That's a Latin phrase that translates: To Listen, To Learn, To Speak. Thos words are carved into the stone arches that form the entrance to the undergraduate library at Tennessee Western University. The stones themselves were hauled to the site by an elite delegation from the Army Corps of Engineers. What made this group elite was that its members were drawn from the Delaware 44th Rifle Battalion and the Tennessee 14th: The Tennessee Volunteers. They worked together on one of the first post-war restoration projects. The building of a college. This afternoon, an extraordinary young man named Roland Shepard made what had to have been an excruciating decision. He said he wasn't playing football under a Confederate flag. Six of his teammates then chose not to let Shepard stand alone. I don't know how many people witnessed this spectacle, but it was a sight to see. Seven men, the oldest of them not yet 21 and all of them knowing full well the potential consequence of their actions. And I choose to join them at this moment. In the history of the South, there's much to celebrate. And that flag is a desecration of all of it. It's a banner of hatred and separation. It's a banner of ignorance and violence and a war that pitted brother against brother, and to ask young black men and women, young Jewish men and women, Asians, Native Americans, to ask Americans to walk beneath its shadow is a humiliation of irreducable proportions. And we all know it. Tennessee Western has produced some outstanding alumni in the last hundred years. People of wisdom and vision. Strength and compassion. One of them is Luther Sachs. Luther Sachs owns Continental Corp, which owns the Continental Sports Channel, which you're watching right now. Luther Sachs is a generous alumni contributor to Tennessee Western with a considerable influence over its Chancellor, Davis Blake, and its Board of Trustees. Luther, you've got a phone call to make. You've got to call Chancellor Blake and tell him to take down that flag or he can stop looking for your checks in the mail. You've got to put these young men back in a classroom, and I mean pronto. These boys are gonna make you proud one day, Luther. I challenge you to do the right thing. Not an unreasonable request to make of a man whose alma mater declares Exaudio, Comperio, Conloquor. To Listen, To Learn, To Speak. In the meantime, God go with you, Roland Shepard and you six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee. God's not done with any of you yet.
CASEY WAITS A MOMENT OR TWO BEFORE...
CASEY
That was our managing editor, Isaac Jaffee. We'll be back.
DAVE
We're out.
CASEY
You can bring it, boss.
DAN'S ABOUT TO HAVE KITTENS --
DAN
You know I could kiss you on the mouth right now, right?
ISAAC
Then stay over there.
DAN
I could get very physical with you right now.
ISAAC
Danny --
DAN
I'm having some very kooky thoughts.
DAN FOLLOWS ISAAC INTO THE CONTROL ROOM. AS SOON AS THE DOOR OPENS, EVERYONE STANDS AND BEGINS APPLAUDING.
ISAAC
Thank you all.
DANA
Isaac, I can't even...that was...I mean...you were...I'm serious--
ISAAC
Alright, we've lost radio contact with Dana.
JEREMY
Isaac.
ISAAC
Yeah.
JEREMY
No kidding. Play of the Year.
ISAAC
Thanks Jeremy.
KIM STEPS IN FROM THE SOUND ROOM--
KIM
Isaac?
EVERYONE QUIETS DOWN...KIM IS LOOKING AT ISAAC...
ISAAC
Showtime?
KIM
(QUIETLY) Luther Sachs on line 4.
ISAAC NODS, THEN STARTS TOWARD THE SOUND ROOM...
DAN
Isaac?
ISAAC TURNS AROUND...
DAN (CONT'D)
Right behind you.
ISAAC NODS AGAIN, THEN STEPS OUT OF THE ROOM.
DAVE
Back in 10.
DAN HEADS BACK OUT TO THE STUDIO AND TAKES HIS SEAT...
DANA
It was... I've never... I mean, I'm serious... that was just--
DAVE
In three...two--
CASEY
That's all for tonight, but before we sign off, we felt that with Christmas only a few days off and people making up lists and checking them twice, it was as good a time as any to mention some people who are important to us here at the show. It seems that quite a few of you, for instance, like the way Dan and I dress on the air, and you should know that we're dressed by Maureen Gates and Joseph Roveto. Maureen and Joseph are assisted by a young woman named Monica Brazelton, and Monica is not to be trifled with.
DAN
Our camera operators are Ray, Wayne, Bruce, John and Jerome, who wishes we'd do more features on hockey.
CASEY
Not gonna happen, Jerome. Every time I pick up a pencil or put down a coffee mug, that's Jodie Mann, and her trusty aide John Frantz, and if you've ever wondered what a gaffer was, or a best boy, you should ask Keith and Mark.
DAN
We've got some people who don't get paid much, but that's okay, 'cause the hours are terrible. They're our PA's, and their names are Lauren, Victoria, Jake, Lee, Ashley and Brad.
CASEY
This is a script. Dan and I write it and then two people come along and put it together so that we can also read it. Their names are Joan and Chris and they, us and everyone else here are pretty much at the mercy of the script supervisor, Carol McKechnie, who's got a little thing for me, and I think it's time she admits it.
DAN
Keri McIntyre--
CASEY
Nicole Burke--
DAN
Shawn Manley--
CASEY
Jeff Wheat--
DAN
Mark Johnson--
CASEY
Cajun!
DAN
Cajun.
CASEY
How 'bout Skip Cook--
DAN
How 'bout Phil Heath--
CASEY
How 'bout Karen, Julie and Angela in make-up--
DAN
How 'bout Brenda, Cammy and Jody in hair--
CASEY
We've got music on this show. You know who writes it?
DAN
Snuffy Walden. You know who edits it?
CASEY
Stuart Goetz.
DAN
We've got film on this show. You know who cuts it?
CASEY
Janet Ashikaga. You know who her assistant is?
DAN
Laura the Wonderful.
CASEY
We've just named a small fraction of the people who put this show on television, which means we've left out many more and we'll try and rectify that as we head toward December 25th. But for now, I'm Casey McCall alongside Dan Rydell, wishing everyone in your home, along with everyone here at my home a happy Chanukah and a very merry Christmas.</i>
DAN
G'night everyone.
FADE TO BLACK.
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